i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married to a computer but now i am plankton
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math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
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history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
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literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
When a teacher tells you that your work isn’t good enough.
YOU DO IT THEN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, EXACTLY.
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People who text you hi and then you say hi and they dont say anything
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